That's what she said.

Me: I don't know what to get my Mom for her birthday.
Him: Get her a big hug.
Me: I usually ask for hints. But, I may seem like a slacker if I asked now, it being this weekend and all.
Him: You are a slacker. First Joshua's birthday, now your Mom.
Me: Whatever. I don't know why we are arguing. I am usually really good.
Him: That's what she said.

(I think Michael Scott may be rubbing off on him.)